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Guitar for sale... cheap...
no strings attached.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a
time!
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My
grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out
of the bottle.
Sign in a bar: "Those of you who are drinking to forget,
please pay in advance."
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't
stand in her way.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
if you don't get any of them, just read it over and over again till you get it.
cos i took a damn long time to, haha.
choir ended early today, then we ordered macs delivery as a section.
then went to kfc after that some more!
i feel like a pig la eat so much, haha.
now how am i going to eat dinner. *pengs*
and and and.
i can't wait for cell chalet!it's gonna be a blast!
