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rantings.
Friday, October 3, 2008 / 6:15 PM
more random peekchas!
poor me playing gooseberry.
fayth's self-constructed swing. :O
THE ROOF IS FALLING! :O
heart-shaped lays. :D
:D :D :D *loss for words*
i kinda forgot all about this guy until i remembered. HAHA.
i remember how i was so nuts about him that i watched every episode of his performance on teevee smiling.
and how i clapped and yayed when he got through the next round. :D
but he's really damn cute la. HAHA.
i love this one. :D
you got me hypnotized, so mesmerized. - crush, david archuleta.

REMEMBER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had." "Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and ass are interchangable."

A wife went up to her husband one night and asked him this, "Honey, over these 20 years that we've been married, what part of me made you still love me SO much?" "Was it my beauty? or my Sexyness?" The husband replied, "honey i love your sense of humor"

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine year old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?" The nine year old says "They're for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother??" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
I SAID LAUGH!



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